- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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