- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

what did the black women name her child jamaal

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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