Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

You were born.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.