- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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