- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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