Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Womans baksetball...

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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