what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Rylan Clark

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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