Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Men's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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