- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Diarrhea

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Justin Bieber.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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