What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Alchohol.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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