- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Chuck Norris.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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