Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

And you honored it I see :P

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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