- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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