- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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