Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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