- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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