- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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