I just drank a cola.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Turkey Balls

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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