there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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