- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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