Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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VITAMIN C!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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