- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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