- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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