whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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