- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

wanna here a joke? you.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Dwarf Shortage

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Caramel Boing.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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