- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Dwarf Shortage

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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