- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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