Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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