- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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