What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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justin beiber sucks

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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