If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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