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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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