- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A penis walks into a bar..

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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