- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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