- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I have an idea! You leave.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

13 =B you just learned something

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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