- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's stupid a light bulb.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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