Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Anti Joke

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