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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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