Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Massie is a fatass

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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