- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

your mum

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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