- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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