- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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