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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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