- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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