So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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