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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

No your aunties a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Massie is a fatass

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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