- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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