Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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