- Anti Joke

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

The american education system.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?