- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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