Women's rights

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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