Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Massie is a fatass

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Weaner

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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