- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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