- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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