What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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David Cameron

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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