- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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