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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

ure mama's so fat

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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