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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I hate Jews The Holocaust

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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