A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Justin Bieber

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock knock Fuck off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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