What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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