What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Tunechi

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

your mum

What is both bold and brash? Fox

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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