Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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