- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

i hate non minorities!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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