- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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