What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Jack Stevens

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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