- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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