- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Katy Perry

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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