- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you do at a club? You club.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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