Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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