Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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