Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

quantum physics?

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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