- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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