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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

asians have slitted eyes lol

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Jake. Walsh.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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