- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Granny porn!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

i hate non minorities!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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