- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why is the ground wet It rained

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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