Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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