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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

why does the man appear fat he is

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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