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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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