- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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