- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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