- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats brown and sticky a stick

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A American seeking into mexico

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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