- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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