- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

salad days!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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