- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Women's professional sports

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A seal walks into a club.

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