- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Where are you going Your house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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