Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Women's rights

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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