- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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