I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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your mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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