what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Penis chickens

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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