Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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