- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

KILL WHITEY

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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