- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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