People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Im gay What about you

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

im @ work, LOL.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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