- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats 1+1? window!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What would u like to drink?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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