- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Please ignore this statement.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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