- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??