what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

YOLO

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

women's rights

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Dumbledore dies.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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