jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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