- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

autistic kids rock

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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