- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's the new green? Green

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What fires shots? A gun

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

This is not a joke.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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