- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A gay man watches football.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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