How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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