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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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