A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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