Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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the sky is green no it is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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