- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Microwave

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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