If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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hey guys im gay

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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