- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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