- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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