- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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