- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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