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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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