Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

this website is a bad joke

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

autistic kids rock

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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