What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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