- Anti Joke

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college