- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Justin Beiber

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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