- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Womans baksetball...

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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