Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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