- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

The child was fired from his job.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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