- Anti Joke

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

NEVER

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what's funny about war? nothing!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back