- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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