- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Niall Horan

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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