My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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