- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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