- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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