- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

This is a random Anti joke.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

No it doesnt..

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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