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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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