- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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