- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What is funnier than 24 69

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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