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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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