Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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