who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

João Duarte reads this.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

well use a tissue!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Whats funny? Your face.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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