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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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