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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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