Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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