a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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the midget went to the midget store

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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