A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

womans having rights.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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