- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

whats up and also down? your mum

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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