- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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