yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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knock knock go away

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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