Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

the midget went to the midget store

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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