- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak