A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Women's rights

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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PICKLES

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