- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Obama lin Baden.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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