Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

eh

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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