- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Urban ghettos

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Hi, my name is Jake.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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