The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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