ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Happy Monday!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

BIG PENIS

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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