- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Jeff

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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