- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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