Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Dumb

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Cripples are lame.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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