Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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hola said the chinese man

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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