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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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