- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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