- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Once upon a time a was born

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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