A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Obama

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Sex

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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