- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Obama

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.