- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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