When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

whats white and sticky glue

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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