There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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