- Anti Joke

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

batman has diarrhea

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.