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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Obama

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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