- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do I hate? people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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