knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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THe Election

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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YOLO

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Your Mom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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