What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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