why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Obama

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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