- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

women's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Chicken

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Albert your flies undone.

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