- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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