- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Neither did she.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Tunechi

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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