- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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