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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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