Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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