knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Dumb

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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lol

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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your no better than a cockroach

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

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