Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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