- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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