- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

ejaculation JLR

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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