There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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you see theres this guy.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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