- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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