I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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