what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Mahmy

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

mitchell palmer sucks

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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