How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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