Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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call me maybe.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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