- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

a person who will soon die of beeties

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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