- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

silver bullet?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Heskey time.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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