Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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